Monday, 13 October 2008

Beat the Credit Crunch


It seems someone in Lurgan has worked out how to beat the credit crunch. I saw a sign that said you can do this simply by booking any tanning course and get 50% extra free!
Now, I am not an expert on things economic, but how exactly does this help? Why hasn't Gordon Brown annouced emergency measures to hand out free tanning vouchers to people?
The other things that I can't figure is what the 50% is. Is it 50% darker tan? Does the 50% equate to a small friend or maybe a child?

My advice is don't pay out for tanning sessions. Be happy with the pale white as opposed to the unnatural orange!

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